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Re: [新聞] 陳時中:官員僅千人"不是故意,是他們打得
作者 COCOCCC
時間 2021/09/14 20:47:18
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※ 引述《sding ( )》之銘言: : 陳時中:官員僅千人「不是故意、是他們打得早」 忽然想到一個故事..... 古時候某個東方的島國,有一個小山村。 長期以來,都有一隻妖精不斷騷擾山村的村民 終於,村民忍不住了,進城請了法力高強的塔氏三兄弟幫忙抓妖。 塔氏三兄弟天生異相,三人的臉上各種著一個不同顏色的斑,大家方便起見 就用他們的斑當成他們的外號,分別是塔紅斑,塔藍斑,跟塔綠斑,大家叫著習慣 久了,本名也被大家忘了。 村民請了塔氏兄弟上山之後,兄弟憑藉多年經驗,推斷出這是一隻狐妖,道行不低。 但三人亦非傭手,沒過多久,就在樹林裡面抓住狐妖押回村中,這狐妖已有五百年 修為,化作一美艷少婦向三人求饒,三人見其容貌色心大起,便提出要求 要饒你可以,但你不可再騷擾村民,且要陪我們兄弟三人一人一晚 狐妖為求活命只能答應,不過立下但書數到十便要完事 三人欣然同意。 第一晚,大哥塔紅斑進了房,大哥平日專於修行,莫說正常與女性交談 便連正眼看異性都不敢,心猿意馬下 迅速地喊了 一二三四五六七八九十,便結束了。 第二晚,二哥塔藍斑記取大哥的教訓,在心中默念冰心訣 一~~~~~~ 二~~~~~~~ 三~~~~~~~ 四~~~~~~~~ 五~~~~~~~~ ....... 十個數字竟唸了小半刻。 最後一晚,輪到塔綠斑 一二三四 二二三四 三二三四 換個姿勢 再來一次 妖狐哀號的問道 為何總是二三四阿?該輪到九十了吧!? 他們不是故意的,只是總是來的比較早 塔綠斑答道 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 220.136.66.143 (臺灣) ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1631623640.A.1E8.html
tom77588: 樓下請給分 111.71.79.230 09/14 20:48
riripon: 相對答數 27.242.187.173 09/14 20:48
EasyVinus: 滿分118.168.236.162 09/14 20:48
pinkowa: 零分 但是給推 36.226.4.1 09/14 20:48
icui4cu: 當塔綠班真爽欸 61.64.28.78 09/14 20:49
kobebird: 有創意跟畫面 誠屬佳作 賜你高端一劑 w 36.224.24.13 09/14 20:49
kirchize: 淦有創意,一二三四代表一二三四類 39.9.101.233 09/14 20:50
kobebird: ww 36.224.24.13 09/14 20:50
pxycho: 無恥塔綠班 61.231.115.83 09/14 20:50
nathan2000: 撒棯鑄衩{作文比賽!!!!!! 223.136.85.163 09/14 20:50
vestal: 應該是換個姿勢 再來一次 1.171.87.168 09/14 20:51
對我忘了XD ※ 編輯: COCOCCC (220.136.66.143 臺灣), 09/14/2021 20:51:42
shenkeng: 好啦我有笑一下223.137.178.137 09/14 20:51
jokem: 有創意 61.62.79.97 09/14 20:52
M013: 塔綠班你敢嘴?☺ 1.200.168.171 09/14 20:52
k22941920: 還不錯呀223.136.234.179 09/14 20:52
ian41360: 有效有推 114.25.28.141 09/14 20:52
markhbad54: 塔綠班7:19前不出來,就撐到最後吧 111.71.213.63 09/14 20:53
s0930194: 滿分! 118.168.59.212 09/14 20:54
kshtainan: XDD 1.163.200.235 09/14 20:55
rich22084: 可以 218.35.165.181 09/14 20:55
fabledqqman: 笑死 39.10.128.142 09/14 20:55
coffee112: 笑死 塔綠班說他們也是情非得已啊 101.9.239.158 09/14 20:56
pursue2: 超好笑 61.223.147.207 09/14 20:56
bill219012: 猛耶 123.192.12.26 09/14 20:57
forsacred: 這篇可以XD 42.77.153.49 09/14 20:57
Evoque: 這可以,推 61.231.103.67 09/14 20:57
ihaveto: 哈哈哈 好有才 1.163.223.155 09/14 20:57
Justin890820: 笑死 111.83.15.74 09/14 20:57
chouvincent: 哈哈哈哈 219.70.97.49 09/14 20:57
rated: 這有梗 180.177.83.23 09/14 20:57
popochocho: XD 49.216.18.68 09/14 20:57
lancer0960: 塔綠班指揮官的不要臉沒一絲扭捏做作 118.232.72.179 09/14 20:57
lancer0960: ,這種渾然天成的無恥絕非後天可修成 118.232.72.179 09/14 20:57
DudeFromMars: 嘻嘻 42.75.187.32 09/14 20:57
sdbb: 樓下噓112.104.153.189 09/14 20:58
jacky88101: 哈哈 可以 36.228.233.135 09/14 20:58
meatmm: 有梗 1.172.96.251 09/14 20:58
tony5361627: 我居然笑了 1.200.253.162 09/14 20:58
dinel7821967: 有夠哭 笑死XDD118.170.118.201 09/14 20:58
zego41: 靠北三小XDD220.137.236.136 09/14 20:58
MAKAI7492: 才華洋溢 223.138.21.32 09/14 20:59
f222051618: 不要浪費才能 XD 116.241.165.65 09/14 20:59
csaoesc: 推 36.229.173.10 09/14 20:59
eterbless: 這篇不只塔綠班連女權都要出征了吧XDD 180.29.102.240 09/14 21:00
fidelity77: 笑死 27.242.163.9 09/14 21:00
beryllos: 厲害 111.254.97.234 09/14 21:00
kaz: 哭啊 塔綠班223.137.101.208 09/14 21:00
pearlsally: 笑死 42.77.211.116 09/14 21:00
Homeparty: 笑死,好有創意 101.9.131.69 09/14 21:00
tony5361627: 這個笑話很不健康,DUCK包庇 1.200.253.162 09/14 21:00
danhunter: 塔綠斑 223.138.206.26 09/14 21:00
alanhoo: https://reurl.cc/yegjrl 不是故意。 1.165.54.101 09/14 21:01
snakei14702: 看不懂 42.75.11.219 09/14 21:01
divaxxxx: J三小啦XD 1.173.28.126 09/14 21:02
neo5277: 哈幹這感覺會出現在相聲瓦舍 36.225.159.135 09/14 21:02
sxscts: 哈哈 49.158.120.112 09/14 21:02
sandiato: 靠北太會了吧 219.91.79.197 09/14 21:02
FRANCO11: 有才 第二類總是會輪到 219.91.77.142 09/14 21:02
gyarados: 笑了XD 220.141.39.171 09/14 21:02
Hero: 脫口秀,厲害!!218.166.161.145 09/14 21:02
metcc80211: 笑死 111.240.179.71 09/14 21:02
rustic5566: 三小啦XDDD 61.231.124.135 09/14 21:03
fouto: 可以wwwww 49.217.46.71 09/14 21:03
aggressorX: 有點懷念 223.136.177.27 09/14 21:03
YumingHuang: wwwwwwwwww182.155.156.196 09/14 21:03
aure0914: 笑死 101.12.21.86 09/14 21:04
houkihoshi: 這個厲害 111.240.134.9 09/14 21:04
kj632868: 笑噴 我給滿分XDD 115.165.236.18 09/14 21:04
cycycle: XD 111.83.181.149 09/14 21:04
corahoda: XD 39.10.225.39 09/14 21:04
TCPai: 蠻猛的,給推111.251.127.114 09/14 21:05
ptychodera: 後勁很強 49.199.145.20 09/14 21:05
mutoln: 哈 好好笑 220.141.32.130 09/14 21:05
funnyboy1104: ........ 220.132.73.157 09/14 21:06
Asato163: 好!好故事!wwww 118.167.84.43 09/14 21:06
ngt047: 哈哈哈 49.216.47.70 09/14 21:06
AHAAA: 蠻好笑的 49.158.133.61 09/14 21:06
※ 編輯: COCOCCC (220.136.66.143 臺灣), 09/14/2021 21:07:19
catvsdog: 笑死XDDDD 39.13.194.77 09/14 21:07
acxsport: 223.139.150.58 09/14 21:07
ToTaiwan: 推223.138.184.167 09/14 21:08
saiulbb: 明天帶著身分證到黨部報到 在這浪費才能 61.56.143.149 09/14 21:08
yyan1218: 笑死XD 123.194.153.42 09/14 21:08
DnaMac: 有才了 42.73.198.54 09/14 21:08
NelsonGo: 好笑給個推 118.169.159.59 09/14 21:08
coolp77: 是在共三校啦 也太靠背了吧 哈哈哈 1.200.79.161 09/14 21:08
coffee112: 逼不得已 101.9.239.158 09/14 21:08
loserfeizie: 值得一爆 123.195.201.45 09/14 21:08
bananaduck: 給過! 61.223.3.226 09/14 21:09
Avocadooo: 塔綠班要噓了 好無聊 看不懂 61.230.68.245 09/14 21:09
woeshit: XD 223.137.247.78 09/14 21:09
godofsex: 笑死 49.216.191.82 09/14 21:09
momowawa1981: XDDDDDDDD 101.12.58.238 09/14 21:09
DAANTHONY: 靠北 111.71.213.177 09/14 21:09
weitai1993: 滿分哈哈哈哈 118.232.17.240 09/14 21:09
soarling: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD118.161.189.178 09/14 21:09
gpctv: 算了吧,他的話我不會再相信了 110.28.158.32 09/14 21:10
aa429: 推 114.41.153.131 09/14 21:10
roroccc: 95分,有創意 123.252.27.50 09/14 21:10
newdreams: 滿分218.164.107.130 09/14 21:11
yting: 有梗 1.171.28.222 09/14 21:12
hahaha021225: 好笑有夠哭 49.216.221.37 09/14 21:12
shimazu: 挺有趣的114.137.245.138 09/14 21:12
kevgeo: 塔綠班要怒噓惹XDD 122.118.8.245 09/14 21:12
jump693: 滿有梗的 推推220.136.215.228 09/14 21:12
whiteadam: 會 220.135.52.193 09/14 21:13
psypoorer: 哭著哭著就笑了 39.9.140.170 09/14 21:13
whiteseyes: 有創意給推 175.111.57.178 09/14 21:13
px37521: XDD 61.219.129.89 09/14 21:13
zere: 鄉民總是這麼幽默XD 114.47.73.85 09/14 21:13
basslife: 笑死 123.204.5.168 09/14 21:13
jimgene: 滿分 27.51.18.6 09/14 21:14
zakijudelo: 夠酸 101.12.33.163 09/14 21:14
basslife: 多看幾次蠻好笑的 123.204.5.168 09/14 21:14
eknbz: 浪費才能 101.9.139.112 09/14 21:14
iamyourmama: 笑死 1.34.230.171 09/14 21:14
klyuch: 呵呵 可憐 唉 39.11.2.114 09/14 21:15
tbhou0415: XD 煩耶 122.118.15.85 09/14 21:15
qmzoak: 退 36.236.196.77 09/14 21:15
AustinRivers: 哭阿 110.28.72.230 09/14 21:15
abadjoke: 幹這個有夠老的 106.154.6.224 09/14 21:16
wenge321: 老梗新意 XDDD180.218.175.181 09/14 21:16
AustinRivers: 好久沒看到寫手等級的文 110.28.72.230 09/14 21:16
lupin2401: 推 27.240.216.87 09/14 21:16
shadowdio: 好 可以 36.238.250.198 09/14 21:17
william8403: 笑死 220.136.39.52 09/14 21:17
koruse: 非常可以 101.10.58.81 09/14 21:17
rbgspydm: 創意滿分, 塔綠斑賜高端疫苗兩劑 114.32.228.45 09/14 21:17
headcase: XDDDDDDDDD 老哏居然能新用XDDDDDDDDD 39.9.239.252 09/14 21:17
jbking: 幫補血 144.121.78.254 09/14 21:18
chenyingfa: 厲害了 超久沒這種文 42.73.13.80 09/14 21:18
foolsyc: 哈 219.91.15.129 09/14 21:18
santiago148: 換個姿勢再來一次XDDD223.137.231.191 09/14 21:19
s86141123: 哭啊,笑死 111.243.30.136 09/14 21:19
yusanhu: 很白癡的辯解,第二劑不會給沒打第一劑的 27.51.72.75 09/14 21:19
yusanhu: 嗎 27.51.72.75 09/14 21:19
nickflying: 塔綠班達數 27.246.65.205 09/14 21:19
ALAN781215: 創意十足給推 49.216.187.69 09/14 21:20
flac: 九十不是不到 只是還沒到 42.75.170.155 09/14 21:20
WashBoy: 幹有笑點 219.91.22.47 09/14 21:20
lucas: XD 118.171.175.26 09/14 21:20
flowersuger: 有創意www應該轉就可 36.235.42.63 09/14 21:20
algebraic: 天才118.160.100.178 09/14 21:20
ph4586: 四句話就破梗,爛透了! 110.26.105.165 09/14 21:21
lilinnnnnn: 哈哈哈 110.26.105.180 09/14 21:21
mynewid: 有笑有推 101.12.55.184 09/14 21:21
JouEriko: 你一次得罪塔綠斑、女權跟動保。 220.142.67.188 09/14 21:21
brady3213456: 笑死 219.68.190.12 09/14 21:21
Beckhan: 給過 42.77.97.172 09/14 21:21
enixdqm3: 這什麼鬼XD 39.9.160.29 09/14 21:21
teata: 哈哈哈哈哈111.240.102.129 09/14 21:21
oh123oh: 笑死 真的不是故意的啦 台灣人被插隊插爆118.166.250.159 09/14 21:22
bbbruce: 九條好漢在一班 111.250.58.55 09/14 21:22
Ivudaisuki: 才華洋溢 現代魯迅 111.82.105.142 09/14 21:22
marknm: 6分 61.230.13.85 09/14 21:22
modhairs: XD 114.136.29.217 09/14 21:22
Jwfsm: xd180.217.232.217 09/14 21:22
XseraphimX: 笑死 101.12.47.107 09/14 21:23
goodricky04: 有笑有推 39.8.231.110 09/14 21:23
okladavid: 滿分 114.137.255.31 09/14 21:23
oba5566: 笑死 111.243.58.220 09/14 21:23
guolong: 北爛XD 42.73.163.109 09/14 21:23
mirac1e: 故事老梗50分 結合時事100分 180.217.30.211 09/14 21:23
lisanna20: 可以 223.139.40.207 09/14 21:23
b9612022: 有笑有推! 114.24.250.42 09/14 21:24
wei32372: 笑死 36.227.138.236 09/14 21:24
mikayu: 推 180.217.37.145 09/14 21:25
chauFayJai: 優質好文 111.83.95.42 09/14 21:25
joj4211: 臨表涕泣 114.27.99.148 09/14 21:25
G54515: XDD 114.137.134.85 09/14 21:25
lidocaine: XDD118.167.135.177 09/14 21:25
pipipa: 笑死哈哈哈哈 114.136.186.46 09/14 21:26
vasia: 只有塔綠班 180.217.59.17 09/14 21:26
ts05593818: 幹XD 27.247.35.208 09/14 21:26
keith780902: 幹XD 36.226.32.86 09/14 21:27
arran: 等一下塔綠班又要噓柵欄壞掉了,咦?是八卦 27.147.37.120 09/14 21:27
addition104: 幹 110.30.121.70 09/14 21:27
arran: 版,塔綠班少一個嘴的理由 27.147.37.120 09/14 21:27
touurtn: 這好笑啊 198.90.65.30 09/14 21:27
Childishan: 三小啦哈哈哈哈哈 111.71.10.122 09/14 21:28
ronald279: 10/10 1.200.170.9 09/14 21:28
King530678: 笑死 110.28.225.236 09/14 21:28
superyow: XD 1.164.36.20 09/14 21:29
best0811: 哈哈哈哈哈哈.....嗚嗚嗚 61.223.30.123 09/14 21:30
fancyrex: 爛到笑XD 114.44.2.252 09/14 21:30
reinli: 你厲害XD 101.10.11.126 09/14 21:30
winstonuno: 笑爛 59.120.186.164 09/14 21:30
yoyozone: 滿分223.137.118.125 09/14 21:30
u9001101: 笑死 111.82.232.107 09/14 21:31
galium: 優文111.250.224.232 09/14 21:32
asd10733: 滿分 39.11.1.170 09/14 21:32
linkmusic: 紅班藍班不是同一家喔?誰阿 1.169.245.81 09/14 21:32
DepthCharge: 有才180.177.122.195 09/14 21:33
milkBK: 看了好難過 99年輕人 114.34.189.70 09/14 21:33
ilovebooks91: 好的 塔綠班 123.252.30.94 09/14 21:34
zxchunterzxc: 推 111.82.229.149 09/14 21:34
zhalao: 滿分,八卦版文藝復興 111.82.82.92 09/14 21:34
dowacat: XD 36.230.39.192 09/14 21:34
brian3639: 好的,塔綠班 223.139.49.29 09/14 21:35
are0411: 塔白班呢? 175.182.72.172 09/14 21:35
hellginnie: 優質好文,你文族榜首? 61.230.68.114 09/14 21:35
speq: 廢 42.73.141.229 09/14 21:36
ouo100021144: 哈哈笑爛114.137.169.156 09/14 21:36
adsl15888: 想哭 後面幾類人根本無法公平打疫苗 220.133.173.88 09/14 21:36
gamesame7711: 系勒靠啊…XDDD 220.143.85.123 09/14 21:37
ifconfig5566: 微笑112.104.174.178 09/14 21:37
ji3ao6fu06: 給過 111.82.9.148 09/14 21:37
Sprout: XDDD 101.12.53.59 09/14 21:37
SPEman: 滿分! 但笑著笑著就哭了~114.136.172.208 09/14 21:38
noreg0094432: 幾把婚 123.194.157.34 09/14 21:38
test1204: 有創意給推 110.28.66.194 09/14 21:38
a7173661736: 笑死 1.200.24.43 09/14 21:38
xpandxp: 好笑給讚 223.141.46.248 09/14 21:38
cgser: 突然都懂了 XD118.170.131.142 09/14 21:38
aletheia: 笑死 1.162.182.176 09/14 21:38
figowang: 滿分 114.137.39.57 09/14 21:39
wshevssam: 看第二次才懂 笑死 39.8.160.49 09/14 21:39
palapalanhu: 笑死 114.36.71.149 09/14 21:39
DOOT: 好懷念的笑話 114.42.6.198 09/14 21:39
castorhome: XDDDDDDDDD 123.192.81.214 09/14 21:39
mioaria: 幹 超好笑 114.41.218.168 09/14 21:40
c6b7yntz: 說書人阿 1.200.177.184 09/14 21:40
HNO3: XDD118.169.184.156 09/14 21:41
winiS: 原來是官員們找謝 1.175.79.129 09/14 21:41
SkyIsMyLimit: 人才啊 朕準你明天摸Amy的咪咪223.136.212.255 09/14 21:41
shuanqoo: 好好笑 61.224.51.251 09/14 21:43
duduhao: 滿分122.118.108.181 09/14 21:44
firebug999: 高手果然在民間XDDD218.166.178.172 09/14 21:45
shihminC: 這個不是費玉清的梗嗎?182.234.182.108 09/14 21:45
ahuahala: 有創意,我給8.17分 101.10.45.192 09/14 21:45
resudi: 滿分 XD 118.166.237.79 09/14 21:46
ricky8978: 八卦文藝復興來了! 1.200.176.50 09/14 21:46
david54001: 哈哈哈 120.229.21.20 09/14 21:47
niko0202: 哈哈哈哈哈哈 塔綠班日常 114.37.43.191 09/14 21:47
stock168: 笑死,塔綠班又要氣pupu180.214.177.103 09/14 21:47
dogdudu: 有笑有推. 111.249.181.50 09/14 21:48
dream74917: 推XD 60.79.231.23 09/14 21:48
light1214: 粗暴的言論DUCK不必 42.77.83.201 09/14 21:48
DavidFoster: 太有才了 122.118.24.98 09/14 21:48
davide68: 老笑話新解111.250.223.247 09/14 21:49
zardmih: 阿洗勒 畫虎爛喔 111.82.161.86 09/14 21:49
wirecut: 我給100分 27.242.3.34 09/14 21:50
joyeszhang: 滿分 塔綠斑氣到發抖 220.129.97.147 09/14 21:50
konanno1: 哈哈哈175.181.143.112 09/14 21:50
linlin24: 哈哈哈哈哈啊哈 36.228.18.17 09/14 21:51
virginleo: 這個有創意223.139.208.196 09/14 21:51
dbalruke: 這篇太強了~~~~ 110.26.30.30 09/14 21:51
s8800892000: 看到換個姿勢笑出來223.136.170.165 09/14 21:52
kenyeh001: 什麼爛文也會爆 223.141.50.117 09/14 21:52
kofreeko: 才華洋溢 101.9.38.109 09/14 21:52
qwaqwa2007: 笑死 114.136.10.219 09/14 21:53
agot344568: 塔綠班正常發揮 114.37.99.32 09/14 21:53
s4511981: 靠北,老笑話新解是吧XD,可以 111.248.18.206 09/14 21:53
paiming: 笑死 223.136.135.5 09/14 21:53
JBLs: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 1.174.37.61 09/14 21:53
ds361007: 資深鄉民 219.91.90.54 09/14 21:54
blahx3: 有笑有推 36.224.0.9 09/14 21:54
seasinger: 可以 給過223.136.135.175 09/14 21:54
luckysummer: Joke的政治梗要是都跟這一樣優質就好 116.89.139.10 09/14 21:54
luckysummer: 了 116.89.139.10 09/14 21:54
diamond0326: 笑惹XD 223.136.185.58 09/14 21:55
coldking45: 61.64.6.174 09/14 21:55
eminemk10: 乾 掉到湖裡有塔金班 塔銀斑可以選哩 122.121.48.207 09/14 21:55
vcbxnzm: 塔紅班https://youtu.be/kC40hIkONUw?t=47 111.254.38.184 09/14 21:55
stlevi811101: XDDDDDDDD 219.70.118.108 09/14 21:56
buslover: 哈哈哈哈... 嗚嗚嗚... 九十一直輪不到 1.164.56.26 09/14 21:56
oxalis1023: 有笑有推,笑著笑著就哭了.....118.150.174.101 09/14 21:56
colaw: 幾霸昏 223.139.204.56 09/14 21:56
strikecbu: 靠 這好有才 哈哈 220.143.146.12 09/14 21:56
choi026: 塔綠班不意外 49.216.238.30 09/14 21:57
lml99: 就靠北 223.136.71.198 09/14 21:57
lovemeandyou: 好笑! 114.41.166.53 09/14 21:57
zx1986: 笑哭 1.34.230.164 09/14 21:58
bin0327: 你要被進攻惹114.198.184.226 09/14 21:58
brans: 幹還我人生三分鐘幹 110.26.30.62 09/14 21:58
bublue: 有笑有推 180.218.162.79 09/14 21:58
Arfken: 這笑話我在豬哥亮歌廳秀看過,不過改編的 42.73.174.16 09/14 21:59
Arfken: 不錯 42.73.174.16 09/14 21:59
knight0201: XD 61.228.58.192 09/14 22:00
jjrdk: 爛到笑 101.9.34.235 09/14 22:00
qday: 讚 27.247.163.177 09/14 22:01
nalthax: 哈哈哈哈哈 114.39.175.104 09/14 22:01
no1361: XDD223.136.189.242 09/14 22:02
rabbit2233: 笑死,可以 39.9.233.50 09/14 22:03
gibbs1286: 讚 1.171.42.116 09/14 22:03
julia3361: 推 49.216.31.233 09/14 22:04
tom83615: 老梗新用 不錯 115.43.131.60 09/14 22:05
odddriver: 笑死 陳導表示你行你來演 223.140.57.91 09/14 22:06
rswa: 這梗很讚a..混合舊梗有新意XD 114.44.21.20 09/14 22:06
bookstar07: 靠邀 看到後面噴笑 123.192.80.70 09/14 22:07
suesuesue88: 100分 42.72.115.74 09/14 22:07
neepa: 我還以為廖大 58.114.154.228 09/14 22:07
SilverFox: 笑死 180.217.143.60 09/14 22:09
poohcz: 笑死 61.230.80.91 09/14 22:09
philae1112: XDDD 49.217.145.124 09/14 22:10
keyman2: 這本我看過 試說新嶼 對吧 36.230.46.199 09/14 22:10
MUSHERS: 塔綠班 狗娘養 42.72.55.238 09/14 22:10
tokyohit: 哈哈 不錯223.141.209.149 09/14 22:11
jsont: 哈哈哈哈,笑炸 114.25.45.155 09/14 22:12
optima: 這篇可以223.137.220.194 09/14 22:12
h2008ht2514: tag相聲瓦舍 101.10.59.68 09/14 22:13
gzliu: 好的,塔綠班 36.233.196.206 09/14 22:13
tp6u045p: 塔綠斑就是骯髒無恥 220.137.133.70 09/14 22:13
z510: 笑著笑著就哭了 114.46.210.170 09/14 22:14
elibra01: 哈哈 1.170.5.169 09/14 22:15
ronbaker: 笑死 36.228.17.212 09/14 22:15
UncleRich: 幹這故事XDDD 220.136.52.116 09/14 22:15
Saimmy: 推 101.136.72.101 09/14 22:16
Imyrr: 笑著笑著就哭了,唉! 61.231.248.45 09/14 22:16
glayian: 塔綠班不意外 36.234.70.94 09/14 22:17
capazek: 笑死223.141.152.170 09/14 22:17
poisonshing: 笑了 49.216.5.112 09/14 22:17
hom1979: 十分 39.8.104.48 09/14 22:17
diiky: 哈哈哈118.166.137.216 09/14 22:18
bestforbest: 得分106.104.102.232 09/14 22:18
leondemon: 念在你有創意 給過 39.10.30.56 09/14 22:19
GUMIGUMI: 笑死 49.216.234.79 09/14 22:19
roger2: 哈哈 好好笑 106.1.233.18 09/14 22:19
Eide: 合理的強姦人民,給過 36.239.28.210 09/14 22:20
iloveivy0712: 後勁好強哈哈哈 42.75.254.107 09/14 22:20
philip1205: 塔綠班 42.73.103.191 09/14 22:21
JieCheng1202: 有梗有推150.116.180.113 09/14 22:21
DavidFoster: 塔綠班確實才幹過人啊 122.118.24.98 09/14 22:21
defreestijl: 超強XDD 45.40.110.170 09/14 22:21
qoo33456: 太神啦 59.115.147.172 09/14 22:23
kokohihi: 靠 幽默欸 36.224.136.181 09/14 22:23
Annis812: 害我也想加入塔綠班了 42.73.225.240 09/14 22:24
miuccina: 塔綠班不虧是塔綠班 39.12.66.157 09/14 22:24
VitaminR: 太強了 到底怎麼想的到 118.167.246.67 09/14 22:24
aqy5566: 哈哈哈哈哭啊 223.137.166.78 09/14 22:25
haian: 有創意 優文 笑著笑著就哭惹 150.117.248.97 09/14 22:26
ui9317: 優質XD 118.160.22.49 09/14 22:26
Cwren: XD 36.239.94.94 09/14 22:26
yki7333: 給推 223.139.25.101 09/14 22:26
gank9527: xd114.137.118.125 09/14 22:26
a25781951: 笑死 49.213.235.22 09/14 22:26
jeffery614: 哈哈哈 U質故事 1.164.78.127 09/14 22:26
TBking: 笑死~ 111.71.69.248 09/14 22:27
kkboa: 笑著笑著就... 110.26.3.187 09/14 22:28
osalucard: 真的 每個疫苗都要來一次 除了高端 111.71.212.137 09/14 22:28
dannyyang: 看噓文好療癒 49.216.20.21 09/14 22:28
awaken: 喔77777,我們現在很氣,很想出征 42.73.68.225 09/14 22:28
jason0502: 笑死 49.216.222.8 09/14 22:28
runJ13: 嗯...有笑給過 36.228.165.49 09/14 22:28
Eric89123: 笑死。好猛 140.123.156.79 09/14 22:29
Taco5566: 超好笑三小 112.78.78.133 09/14 22:29
skyjumper: 優質 42.74.48.52 09/14 22:31
b1001966: 笑瘋xD 1.165.134.17 09/14 22:32
cityport: 100分!!! 108.36.236.23 09/14 22:33
maxiiiii: 推 180.217.9.182 09/14 22:34
wate5566: 笑著笑著就哭了 39.8.69.180 09/14 22:35
imkp: 有笑有推 114.37.219.25 09/14 22:35
ciban: 優質好文 210.69.58.184 09/14 22:35
chariot825: 文采斐然! 1.200.13.103 09/14 22:35
Chen7: 有才 39.9.204.221 09/14 22:36
rwen: 佳作 49.216.22.189 09/14 22:37
a12345675678: 推 27.247.40.131 09/14 22:37
a0952864901: 幹幾霸昏 現在他媽的就是這樣 42.73.239.120 09/14 22:37
uglily: 超過一百分 123.193.177.17 09/14 22:38
adamacon: 100分106.107.240.109 09/14 22:39
mastungz: 有梗有推122.116.190.212 09/14 22:39
xiang1124: 草 1.200.74.177 09/14 22:40
aabbcc840526: 二三四XD 39.11.100.172 09/14 22:40
mojono: 佳作給推 180.177.8.102 09/14 22:41
bigbigming: 這,文采、內容,滿分。 223.137.177.27 09/14 22:41
questionboy: 某黨無恥 42.72.99.70 09/14 22:42
badface: 笑死XDD 36.228.107.142 09/14 22:42
g70245: 可以223.139.157.101 09/14 22:43
coldfrost: U文 118.166.57.181 09/14 22:44
leokidd1976: 可以喔,哈哈 101.10.10.6 09/14 22:45
chitaco: 有笑有推123.194.179.163 09/14 22:45
heko77923: 這個可以 220.142.92.95 09/14 22:46
Mazda6: 哈哈 42.73.24.194 09/14 22:46
fishtree: 推推 36.234.211.84 09/14 22:46
WenliYang: 寫實主義 122.116.68.114 09/14 22:47
boyambrose: …. 42.77.64.225 09/14 22:47
aiam: 塔綠班就是一群自己高速抽插幹的%%作響還一 218.164.99.193 09/14 22:47
aiam: 邊恐嚇你說KMT想要強姦你的垃圾 218.164.99.193 09/14 22:47
yangyang33: 笑死 220.141.35.48 09/14 22:48
utn875: UuU 223.137.247.53 09/14 22:48
KenHorse: 塔綠班要怒噓惹 219.85.0.9 09/14 22:50
sean8511: 國文15級 1.164.139.184 09/14 22:50
bjk: ... 36.231.124.75 09/14 22:50
freeflying: 滿分 114.47.160.200 09/14 22:51
okane: XDDD111.248.124.183 09/14 22:51
jevan: 有創意給推 36.231.39.187 09/14 22:52
k078787878: 笑死 61.228.180.87 09/14 22:52
wsscivil: 塔綠班~ 49.159.253.94 09/14 22:52
tbes: 哈!官員打得早?全民死好?! 42.77.174.175 09/14 22:53
diasa: 真的不是故意的 只是你們活該 125.228.139.57 09/14 22:53
imkimi: 推 114.47.74.204 09/14 22:54
j2618957333: 好文 223.136.202.47 09/14 22:54
wald5566: 推 1.34.233.251 09/14 22:54
twmarstw7758: 你這個我聽過豬哥亮版本 114.45.42.183 09/14 22:55
bfacsls: 好笑嗎?4%仔最愛 39.8.130.154 09/14 22:55
AngelMAyCry: 給過 36.81.14.18 09/14 22:55
Jarden: 塔綠斑氣暈 42.73.173.153 09/14 22:56
snoopy920: QQ 113.161.152.49 09/14 22:56
butten986: 你去幫伯恩寫稿吧 61.62.197.143 09/14 22:56
nosheep: 厲害耶 111.82.12.162 09/14 22:57
lucypudding: . 221.158.64.244 09/14 22:58
kylestopopen: 滿分 58.115.130.32 09/14 22:58
darkdark008: 給過 39.11.67.58 09/14 22:59
claeekt: 可以喔 意思有到 211.72.155.167 09/14 22:59
monkeyboy041: 滿分 114.26.86.123 09/14 23:00
ab2u04fu4ab: 1234 2234那段我笑噴 111.83.96.42 09/14 23:00
adrian2266: 可以 111.255.102.16 09/14 23:00
wl00533180: 其實滿好笑得 49.216.89.9 09/14 23:00
puller: 有笑有推 122.116.74.91 09/14 23:01
king110592: 優文114.136.232.202 09/14 23:01
a6444long: 笑死 111.241.29.22 09/14 23:01
Manny2020: 後勁十足 36.226.77.47 09/14 23:03
miuca: 居然可以 111.82.83.222 09/14 23:03
usaresident: 蠻好笑的 39.9.128.69 09/14 23:04
kis28519: 笑死118.167.229.238 09/14 23:04
q7511966: 創意滿分,神比喻笑屎 42.73.20.229 09/14 23:05
voyhanxu: 我嘴角失守惹,給過XDDDD223.141.134.155 09/14 23:07
hotbath: 塔綠班早洩啊180.217.129.110 09/14 23:08
Kevin980800: 優質XD 110.26.165.186 09/14 23:10
qquya: 可以 110.28.167.171 09/14 23:13
binsho: 滿分 111.83.171.34 09/14 23:14
kuoeight: 塔綠班贏惹 59.115.95.247 09/14 23:15
musicaledio: 換個姿勢 再來一次 114.34.12.58 09/14 23:15
Aquatics: 推. 122.116.126.40 09/14 23:16
NCUkeyman: 只能推了XD 61.231.106.116 09/14 23:17
sisley5566: 鬼才欸 180.177.67.166 09/14 23:17
benben0112: 強 118.233.85.178 09/14 23:19
kentyeh: 有梗 223.139.16.241 09/14 23:19
npsi: 滿分 XD 114.137.54.47 09/14 23:21
carsly: 2234推啦223.140.131.246 09/14 23:24
frtyuj: 推 101.10.8.238 09/14 23:25
rabbit97: 強!!! 111.82.27.236 09/14 23:25
currygaygay: 乾,老酒新瓶裝,想騙20歲以前沒聽過 39.9.173.131 09/14 23:25
currygaygay: 這梗的嗎 39.9.173.131 09/14 23:25
oldtype: 超過100分 220.135.23.89 09/14 23:26
destroying: 有笑有推 101.12.45.78 09/14 23:27
XXfrederXX: XD 49.216.58.79 09/14 23:27
rebeliao: 大哥二哥見狀默默的過去一起多P運動 27.246.62.93 09/14 23:28
ro4415: 可以 27.51.1.171 09/14 23:28
a103wul6: 哈哈 27.53.121.46 09/14 23:29
hello61159: 超過一百分 42.73.160.103 09/14 23:29
jason486: 可以XDD 61.230.60.108 09/14 23:31
miker: GOOD!! 36.227.52.162 09/14 23:31
monkboy: 幹……塔綠班應該要打高端啊 114.137.35.5 09/14 23:32
didopess: 塔綠班淫了 36.232.178.190 09/14 23:33
yoyobobo: 讚 223.139.80.62 09/14 23:33
SUZUKI5566: 超過一百分 220.136.64.34 09/14 23:34
hsu09952130: 塔綠斑怎麼這樣,真不要臉 49.216.166.160 09/14 23:35
mddptt: XD 1.200.71.20 09/14 23:35
j9145: 有創意 114.34.96.4 09/14 23:36
i4undying: 雞巴二三四 九十勒 幹 61.231.64.249 09/14 23:36
rumirumi: 這笑話老到加齡味都飄出來了 219.85.165.95 09/14 23:37
walkwall: 還蠻厲害的 搭得很巧妙 可能會上新聞123.194.129.207 09/14 23:37
unwisdom: 還不錯 塔綠班 111.243.24.203 09/14 23:37
ChoiceLife: 笑死 36.226.189.71 09/14 23:37
IMmasana: 哈哈哈哈 有創意 給推 111.71.93.182 09/14 23:38
rahit: 給過 59.120.18.192 09/14 23:38
QuentinHu: 有好笑,哈 118.168.133.46 09/14 23:38
a0952864901: 最沒水準最不要臉的就塔綠班 42.73.239.120 09/14 23:39
liusean: 別浪費才能… 42.73.91.159 09/14 23:40
GeoffreyG: 推 49.216.22.61 09/14 23:41
a1234577: 可以 哈哈哈 223.137.82.133 09/14 23:41
JingYun: xDDD 223.138.200.70 09/14 23:42
shumann1810: 塔綠班 真的噁 61.223.196.125 09/14 23:42
kilmo: 滿分223.139.155.197 09/14 23:42
jorakuID: 塔綠班真爽 123.194.14.109 09/14 23:44
jasonchangki: 繼騙神學士現在又有騙狐的 49.216.89.124 09/14 23:44
fucKMT5566: 推文有文盲看不懂XD 118.233.84.178 09/14 23:45
a100820: 嘻嘻 42.72.237.1 09/14 23:46
Centerpan: XDD 118.170.221.56 09/14 23:46
timmy840113: 滿分 1.162.154.78 09/14 23:47
lliuooia: 還沒打到啦,幹 114.136.67.111 09/14 23:49
junnn: 3+11疫苗萊豬 當百姓白癡 百姓需團結讓 塔 42.72.174.40 09/14 23:49
junnn: 綠全線落選 展示欺負人民的下場 42.72.174.40 09/14 23:49
aribaba0814: 靠杯XDDD 118.169.152.66 09/14 23:50
resy: 滿分 223.141.246.79 09/14 23:50
eatgod002: 好文 36.231.102.144 09/14 23:52
tp6m6d93: 好屌 推推 60.248.136.81 09/14 23:53
sion1993: 可以欸 106.1.117.17 09/14 23:53
ludim: 一百分125.230.172.243 09/14 23:53
s51007john: 笑死 1.200.19.254 09/14 23:54
lanink: 真的很靠北XDDDD 106.1.229.134 09/14 23:54
BrokenYume: XDDDDDDD175.181.178.151 09/14 23:54
wbsinger: 寓意太深塔綠班聖蟑士看不懂 218.173.87.154 09/14 23:55
ggttoo: 浪費才能XD 112.105.52.55 09/14 23:56
Agod: 賤民還在等第一劑 36.236.171.232 09/14 23:57
ejej2020: 這咖還有人會相信的嗎 220.136.69.252 09/14 23:57
tomatobaboon: 優質 114.136.214.54 09/15 00:00
winnie28: 乾 笑爆223.138.118.158 09/15 00:03
PainTT: 靠么啊www 223.138.63.192 09/15 00:03
Comebuy: 有笑有推 111.71.16.98 09/15 00:04
ygopany: 滿分,等等開門抄水表 111.83.64.47 09/15 00:06
alu2904: 幹 高級 但塔綠班可能看不懂223.137.226.118 09/15 00:08
GolfR32: 滿分 49.216.18.125 09/15 00:08
guppys2005: 有才100分! 107.77.211.66 09/15 00:10
getready555: 讚讚 114.136.142.80 09/15 00:12
freefree0128: 好的塔綠班 1.173.185.56 09/15 00:15
twoboy: 滿分 114.27.26.15 09/15 00:18
NMBILL: 文字遊戲很會 111.71.214.154 09/15 00:22
lonelygroup: 這梗好強 笑了 42.76.126.174 09/15 00:23
adminc: 推 114.43.164.95 09/15 00:25
laal: 甘,我笑了~~~~~~~~~~~ 220.141.87.76 09/15 00:25
vivi507: 有才~~~推啊XD 111.241.41.86 09/15 00:27
GHOSTFONG: 笑死 XDDD 101.10.94.107 09/15 00:27
Cybershit: 太硬要了 2.58.241.50 09/15 00:28
OCEANBOY7329: 有梗有創意給高端人士認證 27.53.178.58 09/15 00:30
tprktpps: 噁心綠共 39.9.97.146 09/15 00:31
onegaisimasu: 100分 111.241.98.11 09/15 00:31
steven24205: 好的塔綠班 185.189.161.13 09/15 00:32
vul81320: 真的噁心 223.137.189.0 09/15 00:32
ja1295: 可以 110.26.225.180 09/15 00:32
bigbill: 笑死 180.217.46.138 09/15 00:32
nkjbond: XD 101.12.88.235 09/15 00:33
hedy0930: 有夠哭 笑死101.136.203.146 09/15 00:35
mustangccx: 有笑給推 223.136.58.32 09/15 00:35
minlochen: 哈哈哈哈哈笑死223.140.177.198 09/15 00:37
weboau: 真的是垃圾官員 幹你娘 還打的太早咧 220.137.84.97 09/15 00:39
mission985: 推 47.240.162.198 09/15 00:39
erichang: XD 180.177.2.69 09/15 00:42
hhuuggoo2130: 可以 114.137.95.69 09/15 00:49
t340081231: 笑死 111.82.212.62 09/15 00:54
ringil: 笑死 1.169.200.219 09/15 00:56
tk4096: 優文啊科科 113.61.210.32 09/15 00:58
worshipyou: 有創意,夠酸,給推 42.72.25.104 09/15 00:58
hardyuse: 好久沒看到有梗有創意的優文 1.163.52.64 09/15 01:01
whhw: 笑死 27.240.170.43 09/15 01:04
NewPassat: 超有梗! 49.216.58.73 09/15 01:07
smile6615: 哈哈哈哈哈 111.83.131.144 09/15 01:08
smile6615: 笑死 111.83.131.144 09/15 01:08
sugar21: 哈哈哈哈哈 1.169.74.113 09/15 01:14
D600dust: 笑著笑著就哭了 我以為我活在中國 114.24.35.108 09/15 01:23
chentosi1217: 笑死,塔綠班就是一堆小手段 36.228.157.81 09/15 01:26
PlayPtt: 塔綠粉就是爛 58.115.227.231 09/15 01:26
imgoodboys: 笑鼠223.137.177.216 09/15 01:27
colenken: 哈 61.231.24.201 09/15 01:37
blacksky124: 創意推 110.30.25.204 09/15 01:39
vrb: 推,就是數不到9跟10,哈哈 42.76.8.116 09/15 01:45
ZIQQ001: 笑死 27.240.162.241 09/15 01:45
aaaa8247: 哈哈哈哈哈 36.232.53.107 09/15 01:55
sedicause: 所以有幾個二啦 111.82.20.200 09/15 01:57
manacle: 塔綠班狗雜種聖蟑士要崩潰了 111.71.214.108 09/15 01:58
kuwawa: 太強了,1234類 73.189.17.68 09/15 02:21
Cecicly: 吉霸分,一二三四輪n次 49.216.42.107 09/15 02:23
Cecicly: 當代聊齋誌異啊你 49.216.42.107 09/15 02:25
Jiajun0724: 我真的會笑死 114.36.27.102 09/15 02:26
rodqq: 真是符合 49.217.174.195 09/15 02:42
Dy410149: 笑死111.241.164.200 09/15 02:42
rraayy218: 好好笑114.136.208.181 09/15 02:43
chch2011: 這篇請教育部列選必讀文章之一 42.72.38.49 09/15 02:53
candymas: 好有創意220.132.132.206 09/15 02:54
vancepeng: 哈哈哈哈哈哈 111.71.212.198 09/15 02:56
PerFumeLove: 三小 笑死 106.1.102.91 09/15 03:26
mimicwpe: 讚哦 223.137.78.162 09/15 03:27
pantani: 泡麵廣告的狐狸我可以 27.240.171.7 09/15 03:56
mic82623: 我會笑死太有才了吧 42.74.122.251 09/15 04:13
huatou: 笑死 不愧是塔綠班 49.216.31.153 09/15 04:27
lanlinshieh: 哈 123.194.138.28 09/15 04:35
Informatik: 笑死,九十類就是邊緣 122.99.41.39 09/15 04:36
k5a: 不錯! 219.71.99.110 09/15 04:54
willion003: 滿分啊! 114.42.53.105 09/15 05:13
archereva: 推 36.229.24.251 09/15 05:19
alanismei: 推XD 220.129.101.75 09/15 05:31
Juder: 推推XD 223.141.246.1 09/15 05:41
double130710: 最後也太不順硬要了吧… 49.217.46.60 09/15 05:47
timmkimm: 創意推 49.216.217.134 09/15 05:56
chenlala: XDD 70.68.175.1 09/15 06:23
bala73: 幹 笑著笑著我哭了 111.243.27.10 09/15 06:29
humility: 哈 49.216.167.225 09/15 06:33
gigijaja: 超過100分123.192.181.207 09/15 06:46
kevinsvx: 二二三四,永远二125.111.230.246 09/15 07:01
aken59420: 有創意 106.1.235.238 09/15 07:15
griffiths: 笑死 114.40.67.128 09/15 07:19
everywonders: XDDD 101.10.15.174 09/15 07:20
qwert9141: 笑死給個推 111.71.213.9 09/15 07:39
KimiMika: 厲害了 114.34.226.251 09/15 07:40
pchome321: 塔綠班。敢嘴 101.10.8.226 09/15 07:45
johnship: 幹話王 101.9.132.198 09/15 07:48
stw82: XD150.117.242.227 09/15 07:55
takenostand: 笑死 180.217.77.17 09/15 08:16
mason710: 100分! 101.10.94.46 09/15 08:21
archereva: 呵呵 122.116.18.24 09/15 08:27
※ 編輯: COCOCCC (220.136.66.143 臺灣), 09/15/2021 08:39:34
holypiggy: XD 42.72.11.149 09/15 08:39
Justine1937: 泥壞壞 116.206.75.233 09/15 08:40
cpkjacky: 有創意,辛苦給推。 203.222.13.32 09/15 08:44
rexx0520: 笑死 42.73.243.225 09/15 08:59
loveapple33: 滿分,國考直接保送了吧? 59.124.12.187 09/15 08:59
TarikBlack: 推 49.216.221.64 09/15 08:59
RLH: 影射的時候避免襯托紅的是好的 不然被當中共 114.136.56.189 09/15 09:15
RLH: 同路人也是自找的 114.136.56.189 09/15 09:15
mosster0113: 中肯 61.64.0.248 09/15 09:22
cyli: 好像還可以 1.165.204.209 09/15 09:25
steven24205: 中肯185.189.161.144 09/15 09:33
cathy83330: 笑死XDDD 1.160.90.205 09/15 09:46
Geel: XDDDDD 59.127.199.194 09/15 09:49
tubahorn: 100分 163.29.121.28 09/15 10:17
ck901372: 天才佩服完全抓到民進黨垃圾之處 36.231.53.100 09/15 11:31
B7405: 官員居心叵測明知有老人沒打還搶打 27.52.196.98 09/15 11:52
dino51: 幾霸分!223.139.185.211 09/15 12:43
iamimasaka: 推 101.10.3.19 09/15 12:50
GHOSTFONG: 二推 101.10.94.107 09/15 12:51
small28: 有創意 223.137.179.82 09/15 13:06
child0825: 有笑有推 101.137.255.95 09/15 13:10
sding: 推 163.20.242.74 09/15 14:50
newsmaker: 有笑有推 211.75.69.217 09/15 16:00
lovelock110: 笑死 36.239.54.245 09/15 18:23
BigBananaBoy: 老笑話給推 124.217.188.33 09/15 18:27
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